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robin-scherbatsky:

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

  • My German Teacher (in German):

    We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

liveinphoenix:

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

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That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

bigbootybitch420:

bueno:

is this breaking bad

jesse looks so young in the first season aw

whoredinarygirl:

barely passing a class like

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me passing my 2nd year medical exam

cutely-perverted:

That moment when your friends turn into soda.

fasterfood:

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no

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maybe

I like it when it rains hard. It sounds like white noise everywhere, which is like silence but not empty.
Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (via ohfairies)
officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

Build God, Then We'll Talk by Panic! At The Disco from the album: A Fever You Can't Sweat Out

doedoedoee:

there are no
raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses;
it’s sleeping with roaches
and taking best guesses at the shade of the sheets before all the stains
and a few more of your least favourite things

forever fav

imjustgonnafandomnow:

sonicingrandomfandoms:

underthe-corktree:

what do you mean this didn’t win Miss Universe

Is that Brendon Urie?

Yes

imjustgonnafandomnow:

sonicingrandomfandoms:

underthe-corktree:

what do you mean this didn’t win Miss Universe

Is that Brendon Urie?

Yes