shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you
when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem
We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch
barely passing a class like
me passing my 2nd year medical exam
That moment when your friends turn into soda.
truest shit ive ever read
bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class
I went for A’s when I cheated.
who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big
"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"
there are no
raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses;
it’s sleeping with roaches
and taking best guesses at the shade of the sheets before all the stains
and a few more of your least favourite things